In the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy books

by Douglas Adams, Almighty God appears on

another planet and personally sends forth an

prophet to spread His Word.

The chosen one is devout and charismatic.

And also bit hard of hearing.

In a few short years, people all across the planet were

hearing the sacred words of Almighty Bob.

 

In a Monty Python comedy about biblical times,

people at the back of a crowd were having

trouble hearing the "Sermon on the Mount",

when one fellow at the back says to the others,

'I THINK he said, "Blessed are the Cheese Makers!"'

 

Let's face it, sometimes you can be too

far away to hear what's being said.

Many folks (like me) have partial hearing loss.

 

What do you do if you have more than 20 people

or people with partial hearing loss at your wedding?

 

Simple.

 A:) Find an officiant who can speak very loudly.

 B:) Find an officiant who can really yell.

 C:) Find an officiant with a PA system.

 

I am blessed with a strong vioce and can speak,

sing or bellow like a drill instructor when necessary.

And I have a brand new PA system.

 

What do you do if your site doesn't have power

to plug things in?

 

 A & B Above OR

 D:) Find an officiant with a portable,

       battery operated PA system.

 

Did I mention that I have a brand new PA system?

It's a portable, battery operated, high powered

amp with a quality multi range speaker for

voice or music. At 15 watts, this unit is

three times more powerful than a

pistol-grip bullhorn, but with far better sound.

This can be placed anywhere up to 50 yards

away because I also have a wireless transmitter and an

assortment of microphones. And a mini CD Player

for CD music. I have the two most used pieces,

"Here Comes the Bride" and "The Wedding March",

also on CD.

 

There is a $20.00 fee if you need me to use my equipment

at a site with power. This fee may be waived at my option.

 

There is a $35.00 fee if you need me to use my equipment

at a site without power. The equipment uses a LOT of batteries.

 

About note about using portable equipment outdoors:

I do a lot of camping and take my music with me. There are some conditions when CD players just won't work. In my experience, this is usually due to extreme humidity, and especially bad when there is heavy rain, dew or fog.

I will make every effort to insure that all equipment is maintained and in good working order when I leave my home, and is transported safely. All batteries will be tested and/or replaced prior to your ceremony. There may be,

at my option, a secondary method available for playing music.

I cannot guarantee the functionality of any equipment under open air (pavilions, gazebos, etc.) and/or harsh conditions.

There is a non-refundable $15.00 equipment setup fee included in the equipment fee. If for any reason my equipment fails to function, a refund of monies in excess of the setup fee shall be due.